"the cult of the clitoris" - (empire dogma)

i will be going to dublin soon
going to open up a big saloon
going to fill it up with ale and beer
and industrial waste from far and near.
i will talk to people white and black
engaging them so they relax,
i really don't care about their gender
be they straight or a proper bender,
packing fudge in primrose hill
or swallowing spunk behind the till.
of sexual taste i'm a bit perplexed
as i am of the hetrosex,
all partners come in any shade
matching pudenda neatly displayed.
any port i guess will do
as upon a swollen clit i chew,
or part your buttocks with my cock
that stands as firm as brighton rock.
a few ompahs and how's yer father
then a slow bath with loads of lather.